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"Ever notice how drunk the models for J. Crew are?"
A perfectly pitched critique.
I wish I could have figured out how to be this funny and pithy about the maddening lassitude of catalog models. It's not just J. Crew, but just about every women's fashion catalog I get in the mail. The models all look like they can barely stand up, like they're about to collapse or need to lean on something. Their mouths droop open and their eyes are glassy. They're the oppose of fierce (which is another fashion cliché, just not the one used in catalogs). Why does blithering weakness sell clothing?
Anyway, bundling this criticism into the simple notion that the models are drunk keeps it light and hilarious. I salute you Drunk J. Crew. (Via Daily Mail.)
I wish I could have figured out how to be this funny and pithy about the maddening lassitude of catalog models. It's not just J. Crew, but just about every women's fashion catalog I get in the mail. The models all look like they can barely stand up, like they're about to collapse or need to lean on something. Their mouths droop open and their eyes are glassy. They're the oppose of fierce (which is another fashion cliché, just not the one used in catalogs). Why does blithering weakness sell clothing?
Anyway, bundling this criticism into the simple notion that the models are drunk keeps it light and hilarious. I salute you Drunk J. Crew. (Via Daily Mail.)
Whoa! Charlotte McKinney Is Kinda Naked In Perhaps The Hottest Photo Of 2014
CHARLOTTE MCKINNEY, INSTAGRAM
Charlotte McKinney is pretty awesome. Of course we already knew that from that exclusive photo shoot we did with her a couple of weeks ago, but DAMN, look at this photo she shared of herself on the beach. And by on the beach, I mean literally ON THE BEACH. Maybe Charlotte McKinney’s boobs really are the cure for all the world’s problems.
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